Utter Malarkey

"Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring." - Marilyn Monroe

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To those we’ve lost, to those who have fought for us and to those still fighting…thank you. In honor of you, happy Memorial Day!

To those we’ve lost, to those who have fought for us and to those still fighting…thank you. In honor of you, happy Memorial Day!

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Growing up Heroes is kind of a cool idea…
It can be pretty nostalgic…Or it just makes you realize that your day job isn’t anywhere near the superhero job you thought you’d have and that everyone was a superhero and you’re not special. But I’ll let you decide, click the badass Batman and you can see for yourself. 

Growing up Heroes is kind of a cool idea…

It can be pretty nostalgic…Or it just makes you realize that your day job isn’t anywhere near the superhero job you thought you’d have and that everyone was a superhero and you’re not special. But I’ll let you decide, click the badass Batman and you can see for yourself. 

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Drew Doughty, Baa-ZING.

Could I have found a better picture of Doughty and Doan? Probably, but I’ve been saving this from Friday’s paper to get us through work during Game 4 tomorrow, ignore the creases, it’s been traveling with me all day. Hopefully Doughty will keep his helmet on and Dwight King will keep killing it.

As for anyone planning on traveling to, through, or past downtown LA on Sunday….

DON’T. That is all. 

Unless you love sitting in traffic, I suggest you watch the game from a nice big screen TV with a nice tasty beer in hand surrounded by a bunch of obnoxiously fun hockey fans. Avoid all this mumbo jumbo —  

  1. Nissan’s Ride Before the Pro’s and the Amgen Tour of California both ending at the Staple’s center mid morning. Expecting around 30,000 fans along the route.
  2. 12pm Kings vs. Coyotes. Expecting 20,000 (awesome hockey) fans.
  3. Assuming the Kings & Coyotes go into no overtime whatsoever, then give or take about 2 hours to convert an ice rink into a basketball court and….
  4. Clippers vs. Spurs @ 7:30pm with another 20,000 fans or so. 

Good luck Staples Center… should be fun. 

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Happy Mother’s Day to all you mama’s out there.

Here’s a little old school Kanye… just for you.  

It don’t gotta be mother’s day, or your birfday for me to just call and say, HEY MAMA.

But since it IS mother’s day, I’ll say it anyway…

Hey Mama, I love you!  

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It’s Saturday, what else are you gonna do than feel Hella Good and keep on dancing?? 

No Doubt

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Rodrigo y Gabriela - Hanuman

Because they’re badass and today seems pretty badass. 

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Dear Radio, you’re kind of overplaying Gotye…. 

Dear Bad Lip-Reading, you’re kind of awesome…. 

Enjoy… I’m going to go fight with ninja gloves now, and then kick your monkey, glue a tiny mustache on your cat and change your diaper… or, you know, maybe I’ll just go to work. 

Happy Sunday.